me: sees chips
my brain: hey did you know you're so excessively fat it's a severe threat to your health and if you eat any more junk food you're gonna pay dearly?
my mind: nu dont listen to her shes a bitch just do what u want!!
my brain: HOE DONT U FCKING MISGUIDE HER AGAIN ITS BC OF U WE HAD TO GET STITCHES
my mind: WELL STFU U DONT LET HER BE HAPPY AND GIVE HER NEGATIVE THOUGHTS
my brain: BITCH
my mind: HOE
me:
me: yum