me: sees chips

my brain: hey did you know you're so excessively fat it's a severe threat to your health and if you eat any more junk food you're gonna pay dearly?

my mind: nu dont listen to her shes a bitch just do what u want!!

my brain: HOE DONT U FCKING MISGUIDE HER AGAIN ITS BC OF U WE HAD TO GET STITCHES

my mind: WELL STFU U DONT LET HER BE HAPPY AND GIVE HER NEGATIVE THOUGHTS

my brain: BITCH

my mind: HOE

me:

me: yum